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Tellonym Round-up: Backlog 17
The last backlog of Tellonym questions! Do you have a favorite audio script that you've written? I wanna start posting my writing but I'm really nervous about it I mean both Aliens scripts are up there. For someone else, I love Treasure for Treasure that I wrote with Vaerin for Cardlin. Is Weeb's character Will dead? I really enjoyed his character. Yes. Will and Agent Sharpe are 100% dead. Sorry! Do you have a favorite moment in rfa 2? The whole thing is epic to me!! You all
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Tellonym Round-Up: July 14th
Not sure if this has been asked already but when did the RFA boys, Jack Brian and Jim develop feelings for the listener? Ooh good question. I think in traumatic situations it can happen pretty quickly. I think jack and Brian were both feeling it by the time they handed her off. Jim I think, probably spent a bit of time with her on the helicopter and while getting her transferred, sooo ultimately same answer for him. If Will was alive how would he react to going on the ship wi
Jul 143 min read
Discord Questions Round-Up: July 7th
If the the boys have kids what would be the first game they would play with the kids (e.g hide and seek, peakaboo and so on) As a parent, you kinda play whatever the kid is ready for. And peekaboo is generally first. When Dmitri and listener’s lives get tied to the ship the panels are they like a button or kind of like you put your hand in there and it like scans it (but hurts),and was it burning them? Kinda like that, yeah. I was even thinking maybe it’s kind of like a handl
Jul 73 min read
Tellonym Round-up: Backlog 16
I'd like to know which characters in the RFA boys like and dislike horror movies! I personally hate horror lol. So, I’m not sure ^_^ What’s one thing you wished you added to one of your RFA videos but you didn’t? I had to cut a couple of lines and a whole scene from part 2 for length. Wish I could’ve left them in. (Editor's note: Those have been released for RFA Super Fan channel members, on Youtube. It is in written script format) What happened to Pebbles and Salad VA? Time
Jun 303 min read
Tellonym Roundup: June 23
How would the RFA boys react if the listener told them to watch an anime series (like Grave of the Fireflies or Dragon Ball OG) (I know they haven’t watched anime before during the army but at least they might;ve heard of it before) Who says some of them haven’t watched anime before? I think all of them except Will and Derek have. If the listener suggested they watch something they haven’t seen before, they’d talk it over with her first. Ask some questions, see if they’d like
Jun 233 min read
Discord Questions Round-up: June 16th
When Jack says 'leave her alone, if someone needs to talk I will!' was he talking to Dmitri or aliens? (during broadcast) The aliens! When Jack and Brian are talking, Jack says 'I shouldn't have dumped that on you'. What was he referring to? Brian was just talking about his own nightmare. He’s referring to part 2. Jim: Sorry I don’t know who’s in charge right now. Jack: Does it matter? Brian: I think in an emergency it does. Jack: Job’s yours then. So we now have the ranks of
Jun 164 min read
Tellonym Roundup: Backlog 15
Does the injuries that Derek got in part 1 had an impact on him in part 2? Well they are mentioned in the first scene, but honestly after that? I sorta forgot 😅😅😅😅😅 What would Emerson do if the listener hugged and kissed him on the cheek?(as a father and daughter love) He’s be delighted. in RFA, mainly the 1st one but since they're so close together either, what is the season? how is the weather? making fan art and i dont know what clothes to put listener in Oh! Well, I
Jun 93 min read
Tellonym Round-up: June 2nd
Follow-up from previous question: Would he (Will) be uncomfortable [being kissed on the lips by listener] because he is asexual or because of their (non existent) relationship? Because he's asexual and likely aromantic. And he doesn't see her that way. I think he views her more paternally. But you may headcanon him however you like. How would the RFA characters react to the listener being in a surfing contest? Do any of them know how to surf? They’d all be excited and cheer
Jun 24 min read
Discord Questions Round-up - May 26th
Does Linus have a determined ancestry/family background? (asking for headcanons and potential fanfic:) He’s from New England. I hadn’t decided on a precise ancestry for him (or for a lot of the guys, honestly). Wolenczak is a Polish name though. In part 1, when we got into the helicopter, is Linus the one driving it or someone else? Because Jim said that Linus would give us something for the pain. Someone else! Linus is the medic. What kind of stuff was in the subway tunnels?
May 263 min read
Tellonym Roundup: Backlog 14
I have no words to say about the new RFA audio but exciting and scared. Are Linus and Alex gonna escape the CIA and tell President Carter and the others about what had happened to them in the Interview with possible dangers lurking around them? You’re going to have to wait and find out. #spoilers #RFAliens Does Derek have feelings for us like everyone else? That is up for you to decide. Do the aliens look more humanoid or more monstrous in your mind? Are we talking Xenomorphs
May 193 min read
Tellonym Round-Up - May 12
Who came after Jack? Was it Vanessa or Eric? Vanessa If the boys hid for the listeners birthday to jump out and say surprise, how chaotic would their hiding be like, for an example: “why is your elbow digging into my side”? Sounds like you’re most of the way to writing your own fanfic, so do that! 😁 How would Will react if the listener kissed him on the lips during the first part? I know he’s Asexual but I still wanna know. He’d be shocked and a little uncomfortable. Try to
May 123 min read
Discord Questions Roundup - May 5th
In Part 2, What does Emerson mean when he said ‘It’s been a long time’ during the part where team 2 were under attack? Meaning it’s been a long time since he’s shot a gun. There’s kind of a deleted scene where Derek gives a gun each to Alex and Emerson. Deleted as in written, never recorded. What was the hardest part when making part 3? The editing, writing, something else? Writing was hard. Editing was harder. And what made it difficult was the pressure. I had to fight my ow
May 53 min read
Tellonym Roundup: Backlog 13
What would the RFA boys do if someone spiked the listener's drink? Oh. There’d be so much rage. Alex and Linus would take care of her, and the rest of the guys would go after the person who did it. What are the RFA boys favorite books? No idea. What do you guys think? Did the RFA boys have any gf's back then or were they just single all the time? Some of them have dated. They’re all single at the time of the audio. Do any of the RFA boys have siblings. Yes! Most of them do. S
May 13 min read
Tellonym Round Up: Backlog 12
What are the rfa boys favorite movie genres? Jack - action/superhero movies Derek - comedy/action movies Will - classic films like Casablanca Alex - indie films, especially ones on the splashy, artistic side Emerson - solid 80s/90s action and action/romance Brian - sports movies and a soft spot for romcoms, Linus - mysteries Jim - animated films, like Into the Spiderverse How would the RFA guys react if someone else (not one of the guys) starts flirting with the Listener? The
Jan 159 min read


Rescued From Aliens 4 - teaser and info!
The video teaser for Rescued from Aliens 4 is out! However, if you'd like to read chapter 1 RIGHT NOW, simply join my channel as an RFA Super Fan, and you'll get instant access! The boys are back, and you wake up immediately after the events of part three ... and figure out how life is going to go on.
Jan 121 min read
Tellonym Round Up: Backlog 11
How would Derek react if the listener got hurt more then before when they met? Depends on the situation. If it was just two of them, he’d concentrate getting her to safety and getting her help. If he was with the others, he would be very angry and try to take it out on the ones who hurt her. How would the rfa boys react if the listener was refusing medication? They would sit and talk with her about it, encourage her to take what she needs to in order to get better/stay well.
Jan 114 min read


New Merch! Treat yourself!
Get yourself something wonderful for the holidays! Black Friday sale coming soon.
Nov 24, 20251 min read
RFA 4 news!
Check out the full explanation of what's going on right here: Here's all the info: There will now be two membership levels. The ACE (Augmented Cartographer Experience) for US$0.99/month has the following benefits: Loyalty badges Emojis Member shout outs Blooper reels! (this will be the only place to see my full length blooper reels going forward! The rest will be shorts) The RFA Super Fan for US$5.99/month has the following benefits: Rescued From Aliens 4 - As the written sto
Nov 23, 20251 min read


Oct 20, 20250 min read
Tellonym Round Up: October 19
Do any of the rfa boys deal with chronic muscle pain from the military or just life? No I don’t think so. They have to be healthy and responsive to do what they do. How would Emerson react to the listener coming out with a crop top and asking "how is this,I'm going out" as a joke (that one joke on tiktok) I tried finding what you’re talking about, is it the Kevin Hart thing? Anyway, Emerson’s fine with whatever she’s wearing but would want to know all the details! Make sure s
Oct 19, 20254 min read
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