Tellonym Round-up: June 2nd

Follow-up from previous question: Would he (Will) be uncomfortable [being kissed on the lips by listener] because he is asexual or because of their (non existent) relationship?

Because he's asexual and likely aromantic. And he doesn't see her that way. I think he views her more paternally. But you may headcanon him however you like. How would the RFA characters react to the listener being in a surfing contest? Do any of them know how to surf?

They’d all be excited and cheer her on. I’d say that Brian and Jim know how to surf.

I have 2 questions: We know Emerson is the cook in the friend group, but who can’t cook to save their life?

What are the boy’s favourite pizza flavours?

Okay at it: Jack, Will, Jim, President

Good cook: Emerson, Alex, Brian, Linus

Bad cook: Dmitri and Derek

Favourite pizza toppings:

Jack - Pepperoni

Derek - Sausage

Will - Mushroom

Alex - Hawaiian

Emerson - Hamburger

Brian - BBQ chicken

Jim - Margherita

Linus - white pizza 

President - bacon

Dmitri - extra cheese

If the listener had the strength at the end of RFA 3 and pushed Jack, Jim, Brian into the escape pods, locking them in there so they could live, how would they react?

I don’t like answering depressing questions.

In the RFA character profiles it said that Derek fell in love with an American girl and moved to the US with her, and when they broke up he joined the military. I was wondering, was he always a tsundere or did he change after they broke up?

I think he always was. But he became a bit more bitter afterwards.

Not sure if this has already been asked, but, why did the aliens grab Brian in part 3? Was he the closest to them?

Yeah, I think so. It’s actually a bit risky since he’s the biggest of the 3. But yeah I think it was just convenient for them.

Hi Mrs Kim, good morning, I don’t know if you can do these ones or not but in a vampire AU how would the RFA boys react to the listener trying to give them her blood in order for them to live?

They’d all be angsty and reluctant but eventually agree.

How would the RFA boys react to the listener announcing she’s pregnant especially since 3 of them are now her boyfriends?

They’d be overjoyed.

Hello Mrs. Kim, if you don’t mind me asking what happened to the boys clothing?  Like Jack had the camouflage but now it’s gone. Brian had the vest but now it’s gone, and Jim had that jacket? Did the aliens take it before they went on the alien ship?

I think things just got damaged along the way from the various attacks. The images in episode 2 are how they look at the beginning of the episode. They wouldn’t still look like that after what they went through.  Additionally, the aliens made them disarm before they entered the ship, so Brian would’ve most likely just taken the vest off completely. (tactical vest would’ve not only had his radio but ammunition as well)

How would the RFA boys react to the listener and them getting into an argument and she walked out of the house, but when she didn’t come back they texted her and she said she’s at a hotel for the night?

They’d give her space and wait for her to come back when she’s ready to talk.

The old saying “never go to bed angry” is wrong. Taking time to cool off during an argument and then coming back to talk about it is a good idea.

Would any of the RFA boys do a body building contest?

Maybe Brian or Will? Will wouldn’t want the attention though.

What would’ve happened if the listener got sick in part 3 of RFA?

The guys would’ve done their best to take care of her, demand the aliens let her go to be treated, or failing that, begged the aliens for help.

Would the RFA guys have like random snacks in their pockets? Like Alex is an EMT or something, right? Would he have gummy snacks in his pockets for emergencies?

I think Emerson does. Alex forgets to eat from time to time. I can also see Linus and maybe also Jack would be snack guys. Cute question!

What would the RFA boys think of holistic medicine? Like what would Alex and Linus think of it? Hope you have a good day.

I think there’s multiple things here. None of them would be in favour of homeopathy because there is no science backing that (specifically this is the process of diluting something over and over again to the point where the “active ingredient” is no longer present).

That being said, it doesn't mean that “natural” medicine can’t be effective or helpful. In my (and their) opinion there are natural things that can help (like ginger for upset stomach) and modern medicine originally comes from the natural world. They’d also have no problem with some taking a “holistic” approach to treatment so long as that person has a qualified medical professional involved.

My dad was a general practitioner physician for decades and i freedly admit that colours my worldview. However I personally am open to alternative treatments and herbal medicines (just not homeopathy). And I think that most of the guys would be  too , so long as it’s not INSTEAD of modern medicine, especially treating something life-threatening.

I think that Alex and Linus specifically would be fine with holistic except in the circumstances I already explained. The others would have varying reactions. I think Emerson would know a lot less about, both being older and having less medical training.