RFA Weekly Tellonym Round Up Jan 5

What kind of injuries does listener have in RFA? I can't really imagine it, unfortunately.

Well, her body is healing, so it's kinda hard to say ...

How would the rfa boys react to the listener being severely injured unlike before?

They’d be devastated. They would take care of her and perhaps try to exact revenge.

In rfa 2 when we heard the aliens and we're told to take cover with linus were we just sitting there, or was he covering our ears, or was it something else?

Linus, Jack, Jim, and Alex shielded the listener by throwing themselves over her. She’s on the stretcher.

How would the rfa boys react if the listener put them through a period cramp simulator?

Handle it stoically but still have a new appreciation for it: Will, maybe Emerson. Handle it but squeaking a bit: Jack, Alex, Jim, Brian. Suffers, makes noise, and turns interesting colors: Derek and Linus.

Are any of the RFA boys into cars? If yes what cars do they like?

I think maybe Derek appreciates them? Plus maybe Alex and Jim. Possibly Brian. I don’t know enough about cars to guess what their favorites would be.

Watching Top Gun made me wonder... do the RFA guys have callsigns?

Well, I think that Jim’s the only one trained to fly? I suppose it’s possible that one of Navy guys might also know (Jack, Derek, or Will). So I’m not sure? Emerson has nicknames for all of them though.

How would the rfa boys react if the listener had a severe illness and it couldn't be cured?

Oof. Rough one. I think that Jack, Derek, Emerson, Jim, and Alex would be trying everything they could to find a cure, even if that meant dabbling with alien tech. Will, Linus, and Brian would stay with her, make her comfortable, bring her whatever and whoever she wanted.

How would the RFA boys react and comfort the listener if she started to dissociate?

Oh this one hits close to home. They’d gently get her attention and offer to do some grounding or comfort techniques with her. Once she came back down, they’d get her more help if needed. Pro tip: I have a picture with a list of my coping techniques as my phone’s Lock Screen.

How would the rfa boys react to them getting married to the listener and once she came out it was one of their friends in the dress as a prank?

They’d have a good laugh about it.

What are the rfa boys IQ?

I’m not sure.

How would the RFA boys react if the listener confessed they were SAd by a friend a was scared of men afterwards?

They would offer what comfort they could and get her help.